Exotic yet ordinary

Justin usually tells Maya a story each night before she goes to bed. The other night, we asked Maya to tell us a story. So she said:

Once upon a time there were three pigs. And the pigs were stuck in the mud. Fishing. But they didn’t catch anything, not even a boot. This was okay because they were drinking milk. Then Dora came along and pulled them out. The end.

Of course, this was run through a parent filter, but that was our bedtime story. And that's exactly how it happened. More or less.